https://www.thesportsjudge.com/ Satire stories from The Sports Judge. en-us Sat, 08 Jan 2011 06:06:00 GMT https://www.thesportsjudge.com/satire/larry-bird-un-retires-to-keep-pace-with-dirk-nowitzki/ https://www.thesportsjudge.com/satire/larry-bird-un-retires-to-keep-pace-with-dirk-nowitzki/ Sat, 08 Jan 2011 06:06:00 GMT Rick Fox Satire C eltics legend Larry Bird has decided he will make a comeback at age 54 in order to keep pace with Dirk Nowitzki on the NBA’s all-time scoring list and have a shot to match Magic Johnson's five titles. Nowitzki passed Bird on December 21, 2010 and is currently leading the Celtics star by just 20… https://www.thesportsjudge.com/satire/ncaa-to-grant-vince-young-a-waiver/ https://www.thesportsjudge.com/satire/ncaa-to-grant-vince-young-a-waiver/ Thu, 06 Jan 2011 00:35:00 GMT Bob Newhart Satire T he NCAA announced today that they will allow (soon to be unemployed) Titans QB Vince Young to play his final year of eligibility. This comes on the heels of the shocking rulings by the NCAA that allowed Auburn QB Cam Newton, and the Ohio State Ink-eyes, I mean BUCKEYES, to remain eligible despi…